Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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