After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
it glows. i had to have it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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