That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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