New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I am available for nakedness
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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