do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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