butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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