i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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