At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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