Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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