The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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