I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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