Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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