You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
