nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
as a side note pls kill me
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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