You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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