But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
God, I missed his penis.
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