I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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