Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
pray to the hookup gods
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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