love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Randomize
