i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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