i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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