I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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