I feel like I'm in dance class right now
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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