PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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