super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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