I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
