Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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