Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
whose ass print is on the piano?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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