the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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