2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
third nipple confirmed
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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