I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
