dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My feet surprised me
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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