im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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