just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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