ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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