Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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