So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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