Whats the glycemic index on semen?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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