Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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