these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i barfeds in our rink
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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