We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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