no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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