So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think my moral compass just broke
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
