You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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