Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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