So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
only if we run a train.
done.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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