I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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