question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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