Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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