we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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