I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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