what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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