Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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