hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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