arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
the liver wants what the liver wants
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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